Kimberly. I write fanfiction on One Direction. Ziall is my OTP ❣ (: I am on a permanent mission to make people happy if it kills me. Ask me questions ❣ Or send me prompts!
LOUIS IS SO CUTE and his little nose and his cute lil cheeks and his beautiful jaw line and his BUTT DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS BUTT and the way he smiles when you know hes really really happy or hes just made a joke or anytime harry breathes and basically everything about louis is really cute and i just
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@48 minutes ago with 272 notesoh my god so today we went dress shopping at the mall in our neighborhood and this really cute boy who lives around there that I’ve been crushing on appeared at the mall at the exact moment my mom said “could you hold these bras for me” and we just stared at each other for like five minutes because my mom wears a 44DD and it was the mosy sexy/awkward moment of my entire life
@2 hours agowhy does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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@2 hours ago with 31191 notesImagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
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@2 hours ago with 15671 notes| me: | *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala* |
| me: | ew |
| dad: | what? |
| me: | is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car. |
| dad: | you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger |
| me: | what year was the model? |
| dad: | uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was |
| me: | i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway. |
| dad: | i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it. |
| me: | why didn't you? |
| dad: | he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember. |
| me: | that sucks. |
| dad: | come to think of it, i didn't see him much |
| me: | why not? |
| dad: | i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot. |
| me: | what was his name? |
| dad: | john. |
oh my god but could you imagine harry going to parents day at preschool and having to fit his huge body in those tiny plastic chairs as he sits next to his child helping them color and write their name and he’d probably let all the little kids put stickers all over his body and in his hair and it might hurt to take them off but he wouldn’t mind ;_;
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@46 minutes ago with 5653 notesok so some chick in my U.S. History class was talking about One Direction and she’s like ‘Louis is ugly’ and I crossed the room and slapped her across the face. I’ve been suspended for 2 days but shit no one talks about Louis like that and gets away with it, not while I’m around
@47 minutes ago with 2 notesi bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
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@49 minutes ago with 203615 notesi like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
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@2 hours ago with 62247 notes| Mom: | I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age! |
| Parents Friends: | How many boys do you have chasing after you now? |
| Grandparents: | Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week? |
| School: | Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite. |
